
Somehow I didn’t hear about this show being filmed or anything, but holy crap am I glad that I caught the premiere of “I Survived a Japanese Game Show”! This show features 10 Americans, caught in the world of a wacky Japanese game show. Of course what makes this seem WAY better than a lot of the seeminly scripted reality shows as of late, is that none of the contestants knew what they were getting in to! No idea they were going to Japan, no idea at all, right up till the point when they were live on the set of “Majide!”! What a beauty set-up!
The premiere was about all 10 of them arriving in Japan, being shouted at by a typical oba-san, who they called mama-san in the show, and trying to get used to where they were. No time to get over the jet lag at all here folks, just a big Japanese slap in the face, and a wil to fight for the grand prize of $250,000.
Let’s meet our contestants:
MARY GREENAWALT (23)
Matthews, North Carolina
ABC says: With her bright red hair and devil-may-care attitude, Mary is the epitome of a fireball. Admittedly vain, this vixen has a healthy love of herself and a low opinion of others. She’s incredibly silly and relies on her pixieish charm to get by, and even gets paid for being a “party motivator” — a job tailor made for this wild child.
I say: Very cute and spunky… she also has her own website and blog at http://www.marygreenawalt.com/
ANDREW KELLY-HAYES (28)
Boston, Massachusetts
ABC says: With his hilarious stories and off-the-wall energy, this flip flop-wearing funnyman could be a long-lost Belushi brother. Whether he’s schmoozing old ladies at Bingo, harassing strangers while on “Smile Patrol” or joining his college cheerleading team to meet hot girls, Andrew has a reputation for being a nut.
I say: Gotta love the Boston accent… Who knows how this guys skills will develop, but he put in a good effort in episode one, and was one of the stronger characters.
BILENDA MADISON (38)
Charlotte, North Carolina
ABC says: This independent, career focused woman is a feisty veterinarian who puts making money and friends before any romantic relationships. Bilenda’s confidence is evident in her vivacious and spunky — yet poised — persona.
I say: Looks like she has natural attitude, not fake like some of the others that should have been sent to the elimination round.
CATHY NARDONE (21)
Staten Island, New York
ABC says: Happily born and raised in Staten Island, New York, Cathy is “Staten Island for life” with no plans or desires to ever leave. This brutally honest tough chick has a mouth like a sailor and will “swear to God” she’s not to be messed with in the slightest.
I say: This one thinks she is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY hotter than she actually is. Here is a tip, loose the 14 year old, trying out eye makeup for the first time look, and try to keep both eyes equally open. Oh wait a minute, I forgot you are still “Cathy from the block”… or Jenny from the block… whoever you think you are.
DARCY SLETAGER (31)
Sandpoint, Idaho
ABC says: This small town, single mom is in desperate need of an escape from her lackluster life of the cubicles and from the dating scene of Sandpoint, Idaho. Always putting her kids first, Darcy feels it’s time to take herself off the back burner and get back to the fiery blonde she used to be.
I say: She was absolute garbage during the first game, and deservedly got sent to the elimination round and then given the boot off the show. It would suck to go first, but someone has to do it.
DONNELL PITMAN (32)
Chicago, Illinois
ABC says: Although Donnell is usually loud and energetic, this “All American” dad is struggling to provide for his family and fulfill his shattered dreams of playing pro football. Donnell has competition coursing through his veins and would love the opportunity to prove to his family that he can be greater than what they’ve seen so far.
I say: Looks like he is going to be a good competitor, and will probably go far, unless this show turns into a (lets make teams, and gang up and kick people off) kinda thing. Doubt it though as they still have to compete to get kicked off, instead of just being voted off.
JUSTIN WOOD (24)
Trussville, Alabama
ABC says: Charming and good looking, Justin describes himself as a “divine, fine and genuine-grade-A piece of southern beast.” A true southern gentleman, complete with the “twang,” Justin is a fish-loving, hunting, girl-chasing guru at heart.
I say: Can’t help but notice how shocked he looked to be in Japan and to be dealing with everything being thrown at him during the game show. Seems like the quiet type that may be able to hang in there for the long haul.
MEAGHAN COOPER (22)
San Antonio, Texas
ABC says: Despite being born and raised in San Antonio, Meaghan is the spitting image of a blonde California Valley girl. Hot, ditzy and free-spirited, she uses her sex appeal to her advantage in both her work and personal life. And, of course, she loves to be the center of attention.
I say: For some reason I have zero recollection of this one… I’ll have to pay closer attention next time.
OLGA MEDVEDEV (26)
Medford, Massachusetts
ABC says: Olga’s “don’t-mess-with-me attitude” comes off quite abrasive, if you’re not ready for it, but who can blame her, coming from a Russian family with eight brothers? Not easily forgotten, this opinionated waitress is hilarious and comical with her “tell it like it is” way of life.
I say: This is the fakest bitch act I’ve seen in all my reality TV watching. I hope you are second-next to go… You’d be next on my wish list, but Cathy is slightly more annoying than you.
BEN HUGHES (44)
Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
ABC says: He’s lovable, he’s comical, admittedly in the midst of a mid-life crisis, and he’s the official handler of Punxsutawney Phil, the ground hog. Who wouldn’t fall in love with this modest, cheerful and quirky character?
I say: Seems like the odd one out, but if he plays his cards right he may be the sleeper in this game.
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